ROAR!!!

I am bored on Monster Island. The others want to form a collective?! I am King of the Monsters, not them. I have kicked and fried their collective butts many a time over the decades. I am king!
Mothra and her ideas --should had made an omlet the last time she was in her shell. Getting hungrey thinking about it. At least Baragon is cool, he knows where the true strength lies, with the KING of course.

Then Gamera had to come visit. He doesn't have to stay on the Island, because the kids all love and that stuff. If I have insomnia, I watch one of his turtle crap films, and fall asleep. If Toho ever lets me take him on, the film will be more like a cooking show. Turtle soup in 15 minutes using atomic cooking. Getting more hungrey--only all I get to eat is Tuna, since the UN banned me eating whales. now that is some good eating there. Raw or cooked! Yummie!